About

I’m a former high school majorette, who still loves to wear her fancy white show boots around while I do housework.  I’m known for writing run-on sentences and being unable to filter out the random profanities.  I write here occasionally to purge out all of the crazy that gets in the way of normal life and to keep record of the various situations I inevitably find myself trying to explain.  If you like motorcycles, bourbon or shenanigans, I’m your girl.